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xXx: State of the Union
Movie Guy review: * (one * out of five)
Wow. As a fan of film, I thought it was kind of funny that the first movie I review on my movie review blog is this one. I could have picked anything. Pulp Fiction, GoodFellas, Raging Bull, Braveheart. But no, I picked this one.
Ok, so, as a film fan, I have to admit that I honestly did like the first xXx movie with Vin Diesel. Some would say that I'm not a true filmer for saying that, but I say, if I can watch a movie, and be entertained, then why not admit I like it.
But this less than worthy sequel is pretty floggin terrible. Ice Cube is in no way a worth successor to Diesel. Lets say its the equivalent of having me be the new xXx.
Every single person in it is wasted, especially Williem Dafoe (who plays too many cheesy bad guys) and Sam Jackson (who hopefully didnt sign on for any more xXx movies).
There is nothing realistic on the screen during this movie. I laughed when Cube trashed the tires off his Shelby mustang (or whatever car that was) and drove it on the rails, chasing a bullet train. Yeah, thats right.
Did i mention that Xzibit is in this movie too?
Avoid at all costs. Trust me.
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