How to Downplay a Pretty Hollywood star: Review on the Run

House of Wax

*

Alright, Paris Hilton versus Elisha Cuthbert. Who's hotter? Cuthbert, right? Right. So, if this is true, why did the directors, producers, whoever, choose to downplay Cuthbert's good looks by making her dye her hair and wear less make-up only to allow Paris Hilton to strut around in sexy underwear (yes, she actually had a pair on for once) and take up mroe screen time with her unattractiveness. This remake is brutal to sit through. Its two bloody hours long. And I don't mean two hours of blood, I mean like, 'Holy crap, how long is this movie?'-two bloody hours long.

The only thing I found mildly amusing in this one is the scene at the beginning, where Paris Hilton is kissind her boyfriend, and another friend is taping it and Paris mutters something about turning the camera off. If only she had said that to Rick Salomon. Oh, and the scene where Paris dies is good too. Ironically, falling to her knees in a prone position. Maybe the same one she was in to land a role in this terrible movie?

Pass on it. Trust me.