sweet Jebediah Jones and the Mercy Makers...

Hellraiser: Inferno

Alright, so I lied. I said in a review of Hellraiser: Hellseeker that that movie would be my last in the series. But, here I find myself reviewing another one. And guess what? It sucks. Am I surprised? Not really. This one gets the all-new Double Deuce review, for extra crappy-ness.

Plot line: Someone does something bad. Finds the Pinhead Puzzlebox. Opens it. Cenobites come out. People start dying, but guess what, its not the Cenobites killing them. No, no. Its the original guy that did the bad thing. Pretty generic outline. Too bad every single Hellraiser sequel uses the same formula.

Its too bad that every sequel that I've seen from this franchise is so much like the one before and after. There's always a (very poorly played-out) turn-of-the-screw. There's always a hospital for insane people. There's always Pinhead dispensing the same useless "wisdom". Terrible. Terrible. Terrible.

Honestly, I am sick and tired of these movies. With each one I watch, I lose appreciation for the original, which I still say is a horror classic. So far. It depends on how many sequels they decide to crank out though.

I'm officially done with this franchise. Not kidding. Well, if I do choose to watch any more of them, I won't review them. I'll just cry. Cry because, once again, I've decided to waste more time watching poorly made movies with poor actors and poor plots.

A message to the "good" people at Dimension Home Video:

PLEASE,

FOR THE LOVE OF MOVIE MAKING,

NO MORE HELLRAISER SEQUELS!