something stinks... like poop

Reeker

So, if you were making a horror movie, and you had your choice of all five senses to choose from the scare people with, and bear in mind you're making a movie, would you choose smell? Cause I know I wouldn't.

But that's the premise of Reeker. A really bad "horror" movie.

A group of teenagers on their way to a rave get caught up in this smelly creature's murderous path. You don't really know when he's coming, all you know is that something smells really, really bad. Then he kills you. Or tries to.

I normally am in a real mood to make fun of movies like this, but I don't know what to say about Reeker. Its really bad. I know that. The acting is brutal. Surprisingly, when I IMDB'd the director, he had made other movies. Which were all terrible sounding. And it starred Eric Mabius, who is in Ugly Betty now.

I normally don't partake in spoilers either, but its hard to review this movie without doing so. So here goes: everything in this movie isn't real. It ends up, by the time you waste 90 minutes sitting there, staring unbelievably at the television, that the kids were in a car crash and someone (you don't really know who) imagines this whole movie as what really happened instead of a car crash. It really sucks. Its like, if someone wanted to make The Usual Suspects into a horror movie and Keyser Sose was a fart cloud. And the guy from Ugly Betty was the Baldwin.

Thank the heavens I don't rent these movies. Because for every deuce i throw on a movie, I think I would probably have to ask for my rental money back. I need to come across some more good, bad horror movies instead of these just plain fucking terrible horror movies.

Please, for the love of stink, avoid this movie.