The Good?, The Bad! and the very, VERY Ugly...

The Good?

Manos, the Hands of Fate

0 stars or * * * * *

Manos, the Hands of Fate is officially the WORST movie I have EVER seen. It was a terrible piece of filmmaking... if you even want to call it a film. At best, it is a high school exercise in crapola. At worst, it is the worst movie ever made.

You should watch it just do you can say that you saw it. But only watch it once. Then burn it. And tear out your eyes. Burn them. Then burn your DVD player. And the TV.

The Bad!
Beowulf
* 1/2

This movie is really not very good at all. I kept watching it, hoping it would get better, but it didn't. I admire the fact that someone invented the technology to make movies like this, I just wish that when they make them, they make them good.

Watch it for no other reason than to see Crispin Glover rock Grendel... and to see Angelina Jolie walking around dripping liquid gold from her naked form...

The Ugly... the very, VERY Ugly...



Saw IV
*

I SO wish that this movie franchise would just end. Really, by the time the third one ended, I kind of hoped they were over. Then they made a fourth one. Which was terrible. High pointed were this poster over here to the left... and the girl who got scalped... (don't worry.... I didn't ruin anything.)
I wish this movie franchise would jump the shark already. I suggest having Jigsaw's head there, literally jumping a shark... which will probably be in some sort of perilous trap involving its own teeth, a cattle prod, booster cables and a copy of Manos, the Hands of Fate on DVD.